Month: December 2012

TV Shui

Definition: The correct balance between a husbands desire for his recliner to be directly centered in front of the television and a wife’s desire for a room not to look like a movie theater row.

Straight Up

I could tell you it was about love

But it was kind of really about need

I could tell the cop it was an emergency

But it was pretty much about speed

I could tell you I was into Phish

But in truth it was about the weed

I could tell you I work for the love of it

But straight up its really greed

I could tell you a whole lot of shit

But not telling is my creed

Gene G. McLaughlin 2012