Decabiblio Amalgamation Syndrome

Decabiblio Amalgamation Syndrome – a condition where for every book read by the infected ten more books seem to have grown or been acquired nearby. Often considered by people with the condition to be a blessing and a curse. Books.jpg

TV Shui

Definition: The correct balance between a husbands desire for his recliner to be directly centered in front of the television and a wife’s desire for a room not to look like a movie theater row.