Oh chicken wings
Such tasty glory!
But for the chicken
It can be sort of gory
In truth I don’t know
But if I guessed
Having one’s arm removed
Might make a mess!
Now what makes the McRib
The very best
Is the artful way
It is compressed
Because if the pig
Had any pain
It is hard for me
To ascertain
Gene G. McLaughlin 2014