J. Wellington Wimpy the world’s foremost moocher
Of juicy hamburgers;
What is your tale outside your insatiable meat lust?
Have you found love in life or accomplished a goal
Or always singularly sought burgers grilled over charcoal
Does the violence of Popeye and Bluto
Divert your eyes from your beef?
Does Olive Oyl’s skinny stick figure
Make you pause your chomping of teeth?
Does anyone collect on your postponed debts?
Or try to reclaim funds through physical threats?
J. Wellington tell me your story!
I bet it is sad and tragic and true!
J. Wellington are you like me?
Is there another person people once knew?
Gene G. McLaughlin 2005