J. Wellington Wimpy

J. Wellington Wimpy the world’s foremost moocher

Of juicy hamburgers;

What is your tale outside your insatiable meat lust?

Have you found love in life or accomplished a goal

Or always singularly sought burgers grilled over charcoal

Does the violence of Popeye and Bluto

Divert your eyes from your beef?

Does Olive Oyl’s skinny stick figure

Make you pause your chomping of teeth?

Does anyone collect on your postponed debts?

Or try to reclaim funds through physical threats?

J. Wellington tell me your story!

I bet it is sad and tragic and true!

J. Wellington are you like me?

Is there another person people once knew?

Gene G. McLaughlin 2005

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